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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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