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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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