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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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