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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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