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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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