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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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