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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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