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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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