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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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