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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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