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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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