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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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