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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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