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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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