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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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