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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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