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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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