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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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