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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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