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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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