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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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