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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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