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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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