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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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