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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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