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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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