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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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