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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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