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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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