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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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