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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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