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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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