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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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