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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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