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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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