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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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