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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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