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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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