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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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