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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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