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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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