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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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