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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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