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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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