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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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