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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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