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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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