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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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