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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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