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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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