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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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