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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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