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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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