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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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