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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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