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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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