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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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