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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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