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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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