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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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