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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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